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Chair

chair (châr),USA pronunciation n. 
  1. a seat, esp. for one person, usually having four legs for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms.
  2. something that serves as a chair or supports like a chair: The two men clasped hands to make a chair for their injured companion.
  3. a seat of office or authority.
  4. a position of authority, as of a judge, professor, etc.
  5. the person occupying a seat of office, esp. the chairperson of a meeting: The speaker addressed the chair.
  6. (in an orchestra) the position of a player, assigned by rank;
    desk: first clarinet chair.
  7. the chair, See  electric chair. 
  8. chairlift.
  9. See  sedan chair. 
  10. (in reinforced-concrete construction) a device for maintaining the position of reinforcing rods or strands during the pouring operation.
  11. a glassmaker's bench having extended arms on which a blowpipe is rolled in shaping glass.
  12. a metal block for supporting a rail and securing it to a crosstie or the like.
  13. get the chair, to be sentenced to die in the electric chair.
  14. take the chair: 
    • to begin or open a meeting.
    • to preside at a meeting;
      act as chairperson.

v.t. 
  1. to place or seat in a chair.
  2. to install in office.
  3. to preside over;
    act as chairperson of: to chair a committee.
  4. to carry (a hero or victor) aloft in triumph.

v.i. 
  1. to preside over a meeting, committee, etc.
chairless, adj. 

Jokes

joke ( jōk),USA pronunciation n., v.,  joked, jok•ing. 
n. 
  1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
  2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham;
    a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously;
    farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
  3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously;
    trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
  4. something that does not present the expected challenge;
    something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
  5. See  practical joke. 

v.i. 
  1. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
  2. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest;
    be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.

v.t. 
  1. to subject to jokes;
    make fun of;
    tease.
  2. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.
jokeless, adj. 
joking•ly, adv. 

Chair

chair (châr),USA pronunciation n. 
  1. a seat, esp. for one person, usually having four legs for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms.
  2. something that serves as a chair or supports like a chair: The two men clasped hands to make a chair for their injured companion.
  3. a seat of office or authority.
  4. a position of authority, as of a judge, professor, etc.
  5. the person occupying a seat of office, esp. the chairperson of a meeting: The speaker addressed the chair.
  6. (in an orchestra) the position of a player, assigned by rank;
    desk: first clarinet chair.
  7. the chair, See  electric chair. 
  8. chairlift.
  9. See  sedan chair. 
  10. (in reinforced-concrete construction) a device for maintaining the position of reinforcing rods or strands during the pouring operation.
  11. a glassmaker's bench having extended arms on which a blowpipe is rolled in shaping glass.
  12. a metal block for supporting a rail and securing it to a crosstie or the like.
  13. get the chair, to be sentenced to die in the electric chair.
  14. take the chair: 
    • to begin or open a meeting.
    • to preside at a meeting;
      act as chairperson.

v.t. 
  1. to place or seat in a chair.
  2. to install in office.
  3. to preside over;
    act as chairperson of: to chair a committee.
  4. to carry (a hero or victor) aloft in triumph.

v.i. 
  1. to preside over a meeting, committee, etc.
chairless, adj. 

Jokes

joke ( jōk),USA pronunciation n., v.,  joked, jok•ing. 
n. 
  1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
  2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham;
    a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously;
    farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.
  3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously;
    trifling matter: The loss was no joke.
  4. something that does not present the expected challenge;
    something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
  5. See  practical joke. 

v.i. 
  1. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us.
  2. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest;
    be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.

v.t. 
  1. to subject to jokes;
    make fun of;
    tease.
  2. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.
jokeless, adj. 
joking•ly, adv. 

To

to (to̅o̅; unstressed tŏŏ, tə),USA pronunciation prep. 
  1. (used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from): They came to the house.
  2. (used for expressing direction or motion or direction toward something) in the direction of;
    toward: from north to south.
  3. (used for expressing limit of movement or extension): He grew to six feet.
  4. (used for expressing contact or contiguity) on;
    against;
    beside;
    upon: a right uppercut to the jaw; Apply varnish to the surface.
  5. (used for expressing a point of limit in time) before;
    until: to this day; It is ten minutes to six. We work from nine to five.
  6. (used for expressing aim, purpose, or intention): going to the rescue.
  7. (used for expressing destination or appointed end): sentenced to jail.
  8. (used for expressing agency, result, or consequence): to my dismay; The flowers opened to the sun.
  9. (used for expressing a resulting state or condition): He tore it to pieces.
  10. (used for expressing the object of inclination or desire): They drank to her health.
  11. (used for expressing the object of a right or claim): claimants to an estate.
  12. (used for expressing limit in degree, condition, or amount): wet to the skin; goods amounting to $1000; Tomorrow's high will be 75 to 80°.
  13. (used for expressing addition or accompaniment) with: He added insult to injury. They danced to the music. Where is the top to this box?
  14. (used for expressing attachment or adherence): She held to her opinion.
  15. (used for expressing comparison or opposition): inferior to last year's crop; The score is eight to seven.
  16. (used for expressing agreement or accordance) according to;
    by: a position to one's liking; to the best of my knowledge.
  17. (used for expressing reference, reaction, or relation): What will he say to this?
  18. (used for expressing a relative position): parallel to the roof.
  19. (used for expressing a proportion of number or quantity) in;
    making up: 12 to the dozen; 20 miles to the gallon.
  20. (used for indicating the indirect object of a verb, for connecting a verb with its complement, or for indicating or limiting the application of an adjective, noun, or pronoun): Give it to me. I refer to your work.
  21. (used as the ordinary sign or accompaniment of the infinitive, as in expressing motion, direction, or purpose, in ordinary uses with a substantive object.)
  22. raised to the power indicated: Three to the fourth is 81( 34 = 81).

adv. 
  1. toward a point, person, place, or thing, implied or understood.
  2. toward a contact point or closed position: Pull the door to.
  3. toward a matter, action, or work: We turned to with a will.
  4. into a state of consciousness;
    out of unconsciousness: after he came to.
  5. to and fro. See  fro (def. 2).

Keep

keep (kēp),USA pronunciation v.,  kept, keep•ing, n. 
v.t. 
  1. to hold or retain in one's possession;
    hold as one's own: If you like it, keep it. Keep the change.
  2. to hold or have the use of for a period of time: You can keep it for the summer.
  3. to hold in a given place;
    store: You can keep your things in here.
  4. to maintain (some action), esp. in accordance with specific requirements, a promise, etc.: to keep watch; to keep step.
  5. to cause to continue in a given position, state, course, or action: to keep a light burning; to keep a child happy.
  6. to maintain in condition or order, as by care and labor: He keeps his car in good condition.
  7. to maintain in usable or edible condition;
    preserve: If you want to keep meat for a long time, freeze it.
  8. to hold in custody or under guard, as a prisoner: They kept him in jail.
  9. to cause to stay in a particular place;
    prevent or restrain from departure: The work kept her at the office.
  10. to have regularly in stock and for sale: to keep a large supply of machine parts.
  11. to maintain in one's service or for one's use or enjoyment: to keep a car and chauffeur.
  12. to associate with: She keeps bad company.
  13. to have the care, charge, or custody of: She keeps my dog when I travel.
  14. to refrain from disclosing;
    withhold from the knowledge of others: to keep a secret.
  15. to withhold from use;
    reserve;
    save: I'll keep this toy until you learn to behave. Keep the good wine for company.
  16. to hold back or restrain: They kept the child from talking. Nothing can keep him from doing it.
  17. to maintain control of;
    regulate: to keep the peace; to keep your temper.
  18. to maintain by writing: to keep a diary.
  19. to record (business transactions, daily occurrences, etc.) regularly: to keep records; to keep a list of visitors.
  20. to observe;
    pay obedient regard to (a law, rule, promise, etc.).
  21. to conform to;
    follow;
    fulfill: to keep one's word.
  22. to observe (a season, festival, etc.) with formalities or rites: to keep Christmas.
  23. to maintain or carry on, as an establishment, business, etc.;
    manage.
  24. to guard;
    protect: He kept her from harm.
  25. to maintain or support: It costs more each year to keep a house.
  26. to support or contribute to the support of in return for sexual or other favors.
  27. to take care of;
    tend: to keep a vegetable garden.
  28. to raise (livestock): These farmers keep goats and cattle.
  29. to remain in (a place, spot, etc.): Please keep your seats.
  30. to maintain one's position in or on: He kept the job.
  31. to continue to follow (a path, track, course, etc.).
  32. to maintain in active existence, as an assembly, court, or fair.

v.i. 
  1. to continue in an action, course, position, state, etc.: to keep in sight; to keep going.
  2. to remain, or continue to be, as specified: to keep cool.
  3. to remain or stay in a particular place: to keep indoors.
  4. to continue unimpaired or without spoiling: The food will keep on ice.
  5. to admit of being reserved for a future occasion: I have more to tell you, but it will keep.
  6. to keep oneself or itself as specified (fol. by away, back, off, out, etc.): Keep off the grass.
  7. to restrain oneself;
    refrain (usually fol. by from): Try to keep from smiling.
  8. keep at, to persist in;
    be steadfast: You'll never master your French unless you keep at it.
  9. keep back: 
    • to hold in check;
      restrain: The dikes kept back the floodwaters.
    • to stay away from: The crowds would not keep back from the barrier.
    • to refuse to reveal: The prisoner was keeping back vital information.
  10. keep books, to maintain financial records.
  11. keep down: 
    • to hold under control or at a reduced or acceptable level: to keep your voice down.
    • to prevent from going up or increasing: to keep prices down.
  12. keep in with, to stay in someone's favor;
    be on good terms with: They are social climbers who make certain to keep in with all the right people.
  13. keep on, to continue;
    persist: If you keep on singing they'll ask you to leave.
  14. keep tab or  tabs on. See  tab 1 (def. 11).
  15. keep time. See  time (def. 40).
  16. keep to: 
    • to adhere to;
      conform to: She keeps to the rules.
    • to confine oneself to: to keep to one's bed.
  17. keep to oneself: 
    • to remain aloof from the society of others.
    • to hold (something) as secret or confidential: I'll tell you only if you promise to keep it to yourself.
  18. keep track of. See  track (def. 22).
  19. keep up: 
    • to maintain an equal rate of speed, activity, or progress with another or others.
    • to persevere;
      continue.
    • to maintain the good condition of;
      keep in repair.
    • Also,  keep up on or  with. to stay informed: to keep up on current events.
    • to match one's friends, neighbors, business associates, etc., in success, affluence, etc.

n. 
  1. board and lodging;
    subsistence;
    support: to work for one's keep.
  2. the innermost and strongest structure or central tower of a medieval castle.
  3. keeps, (used with a sing. v.) a game of marbles in which the players keep the marbles they have won.
  4. for keeps, [Informal.]
    • under the stipulation that one keeps one's winnings.
    • with serious intent or purpose.
    • finally;
      permanently: They decided to settle the argument for keeps.
keepa•ble, adj. 
keep′a•bili•ty, n. 

You

you (yo̅o̅; unstressed yŏŏ, yə),USA pronunciation pron., poss.  your  or  yours, obj.  you, pl.  you;
 n., pl.  yous. 
pron. 
  1. the pronoun of the second person singular or plural, used of the person or persons being addressed, in the nominative or objective case: You are the highest bidder. It is you who are to blame. We can't help you. This package came for you. Did she give you the book?
  2. one;
    anyone;
    people in general: a tiny animal you can't even see.
  3. (used in apposition with the subject of a sentence, sometimes repeated for emphasis following the subject): You children pay attention. You rascal, you!
  4. [Informal.](used in place of the pronoun your before a gerund): There's no sense in you getting upset.
  5. [Archaic.]
    • yourself;
      yourselves: Get you home. Make you ready.
    • a pl. form of the pronoun  ye. 

n. 
  1. something or someone closely identified with or resembling the person addressed: Don't buy the bright red shirt—it just isn't you. It was like seeing another you.
  2. the nature or character of the person addressed: Try to discover the hidden you.

In

in (in),USA pronunciation prep., adv., adj., n., v.,  inned, in•ning. 
prep. 
  1. (used to indicate inclusion within space, a place, or limits): walking in the park.
  2. (used to indicate inclusion within something abstract or immaterial): in politics; in the autumn.
  3. (used to indicate inclusion within or occurrence during a period or limit of time): in ancient times; a task done in ten minutes.
  4. (used to indicate limitation or qualification, as of situation, condition, relation, manner, action, etc.): to speak in a whisper; to be similar in appearance.
  5. (used to indicate means): sketched in ink; spoken in French.
  6. (used to indicate motion or direction from outside to a point within) into: Let's go in the house.
  7. (used to indicate transition from one state to another): to break in half.
  8. (used to indicate object or purpose): speaking in honor of the event.
  9. in that, because;
    inasmuch as: In that you won't have time for supper, let me give you something now.

adv. 
  1. in or into some place, position, state, relation, etc.: Please come in.
  2. on the inside;
    within.
  3. in one's house or office.
  4. in office or power.
  5. in possession or occupancy.
  6. having the turn to play, as in a game.
  7. [Baseball.](of an infielder or outfielder) in a position closer to home plate than usual;
    short: The third baseman played in, expecting a bunt.
  8. on good terms;
    in favor: He's in with his boss, but he doubts it will last.
  9. in vogue;
    in style: He says straw hats will be in this year.
  10. in season: Watermelons will soon be in.
  11. be in for, to be bound to undergo something, esp. a disagreeable experience: We are in for a long speech.
  12. in for it, [Slang.]about to suffer chastisement or unpleasant consequences, esp. of one's own actions or omissions: I forgot our anniversary again, and I'll be in for it now.Also,[Brit.,] for it. 
  13. in with, on friendly terms with;
    familiar or associating with: They are in with all the important people.

adj. 
  1. located or situated within;
    inner;
    internal: the in part of a mechanism.
  2. [Informal.]
    • in favor with advanced or sophisticated people;
      fashionable;
      stylish: the in place to dine; Her new novel is the in book to read this summer.
    • comprehensible only to a special or ultrasophisticated group: an in joke.
  3. well-liked;
    included in a favored group.
  4. inward;
    incoming;
    inbound: an in train.
  5. plentiful;
    available.
  6. being in power, authority, control, etc.: a member of the in party.
  7. playing the last nine holes of an eighteen-hole golf course (opposed to out): His in score on the second round was 34.

n. 
  1. Usually,  ins. persons in office or political power (distinguished from outs).
  2. a member of the political party in power: The election made him an in.
  3. pull or influence;
    a social advantage or connection: He's got an in with the senator.
  4. (in tennis, squash, handball, etc.) a return or service that lands within the in-bounds limits of a court or section of a court (opposed to out).

v.t. Brit. [Dial.]
  1. to enclose.

The

the1  (stressed ᵺē; unstressed before a consonant ᵺə;
unstressed before a vowel ᵺē),USA pronunciation
 definite article. 
  1. (used, esp. before a noun, with a specifying or particularizing effect, as opposed to the indefinite or generalizing force of the indefinite article a or an): the book you gave me; Come into the house.
  2. (used to mark a proper noun, natural phenomenon, ship, building, time, point of the compass, branch of endeavor, or field of study as something well-known or unique):the sun;
    the Alps;
    theQueen Elizabeth;
    the past; the West.
  3. (used with or as part of a title): the Duke of Wellington; the Reverend John Smith.
  4. (used to mark a noun as indicating the best-known, most approved, most important, most satisfying, etc.): the skiing center of the U.S.; If you're going to work hard, now is the time.
  5. (used to mark a noun as being used generically): The dog is a quadruped.
  6. (used in place of a possessive pronoun, to note a part of the body or a personal belonging): He won't be able to play football until the leg mends.
  7. (used before adjectives that are used substantively, to note an individual, a class or number of individuals, or an abstract idea): to visit the sick; from the sublime to the ridiculous.
  8. (used before a modifying adjective to specify or limit its modifying effect): He took the wrong road and drove miles out of his way.
  9. (used to indicate one particular decade of a lifetime or of a century): the sixties; the gay nineties.
  10. (one of many of a class or type, as of a manufactured item, as opposed to an individual one): Did you listen to the radio last night?
  11. enough: He saved until he had the money for a new car. She didn't have the courage to leave.
  12. (used distributively, to note any one separately) for, to, or in each;
    a or an: at one dollar the pound.

And

and (and; unstressed ənd, ən, or, esp. after a homorganic consonant, n),USA pronunciation  conj. 
  1. (used to connect grammatically coordinate words, phrases, or clauses) along or together with;
    as well as;
    in addition to;
    besides;
    also;
    moreover: pens and pencils.
  2. added to;
    plus: 2 and 2 are 4.
  3. then: He read for an hour and went to bed.
  4. also, at the same time: to sleep and dream.
  5. then again;
    repeatedly: He coughed and coughed.
  6. (used to imply different qualities in things having the same name): There are bargains and bargains, so watch out.
  7. (used to introduce a sentence, implying continuation) also;
    then: And then it happened.
  8. [Informal.]to (used between two finite verbs): Try and do it. Call and see if she's home yet.
  9. (used to introduce a consequence or conditional result): He felt sick and decided to lie down for a while. Say one more word about it and I'll scream.
  10. but;
    on the contrary: He tried to run five miles and couldn't. They said they were about to leave and then stayed for two more hours.
  11. (used to connect alternatives): He felt that he was being forced to choose between his career and his family.
  12. (used to introduce a comment on the preceding clause): They don't like each other--and with good reason.
  13. [Archaic.]if: and you please.Cf. an2.
  14. and so forth, and the like;
    and others;
    et cetera: We discussed traveling, sightseeing, and so forth.
  15. and so on, and more things or others of a similar kind;
    and the like: It was a summer filled with parties, picnics, and so on.

n. 
  1. an added condition, stipulation, detail, or particular: He accepted the job, no ands or buts about it.
  2. conjunction (def. 5b).

Stop

stop (stop),USA pronunciation v.,  stopped  or (Archaic) stopt;
stop•ping;
 n. 
v.t. 
  1. to cease from, leave off, or discontinue: to stop running.
  2. to cause to cease;
    put an end to: to stop noise in the street.
  3. to interrupt, arrest, or check (a course, proceeding, process, etc.): Stop your work just a minute.
  4. to cut off, intercept, or withhold: to stop supplies.
  5. to restrain, hinder, or prevent (usually fol. by from): I couldn't stop him from going.
  6. to prevent from proceeding, acting, operating, continuing, etc.: to stop a speaker; to stop a car.
  7. to block, obstruct, or close (a passageway, channel, opening, duct, etc.) (usually fol. by up): He stopped up the sink with a paper towel. He stopped the hole in the tire with a patch.
  8. to fill the hole or holes in (a wall, a decayed tooth, etc.).
  9. to close (a container, tube, etc.) with a cork, plug, bung, or the like.
  10. to close the external orifice of (the ears, nose, mouth, etc.).
    • to check (a stroke, blow, etc.);
      parry;
      ward off.
    • to defeat (an opposing player or team): The Browns stopped the Colts.
    • [Boxing.]to defeat by a knockout or technical knockout: Louis stopped Conn in the 13th round.
  11. [Banking.]to notify a bank to refuse payment of (a check) upon presentation.
  12. [Bridge.]to have an honor card and a sufficient number of protecting cards to keep an opponent from continuing to win in (a suit).
    • to close (a fingerhole) in order to produce a particular note from a wind instrument.
    • to press down (a string of a violin, viola, etc.) in order to alter the pitch of the tone produced from it.
    • to produce (a particular note) by so doing.

v.i. 
  1. to come to a stand, as in a course or journey;
    halt.
  2. to cease moving, proceeding, speaking, acting, operating, etc.;
    to pause;
    desist.
  3. to cease;
    come to an end.
  4. to halt for a brief visit (often fol. by at, in, or by): He is stopping at the best hotel in town.
  5. stop by, to make a brief visit on one's way elsewhere: I'll stop by on my way home.
  6. stop down, (on a camera) to reduce (the diaphragm opening of a lens).
  7. stop in, to make a brief, incidental visit: If you're in town, be sure to stop in.
  8. stop off, to halt for a brief stay at some point on the way elsewhere: On the way to Rome we stopped off at Florence.
  9. stop out: 
    • to mask (certain areas of an etching plate, photographic negative, etc.) with varnish, paper, or the like, to prevent their being etched, printed, etc.
    • to withdraw temporarily from school: Most of the students who stop out eventually return to get their degrees.
  10. stop over, to stop briefly in the course of a journey: Many motorists were forced to stop over in that town because of floods.

n. 
  1. the act of stopping.
  2. a cessation or arrest of movement, action, operation, etc.;
    end: The noise came to a stop. Put a stop to that behavior!
  3. a stay or sojourn made at a place, as in the course of a journey: Above all, he enjoyed his stop in Trieste.
  4. a place where trains or other vehicles halt to take on and discharge passengers: Is this a bus stop?
  5. a closing or filling up, as of a hole.
  6. a blocking or obstructing, as of a passage or channel.
  7. a plug or other stopper for an opening.
  8. an obstacle, impediment, or hindrance.
  9. any piece or device that serves to check or control movement or action in a mechanism.
  10. a feature terminating a molding or chamfer.
  11. [Com.]
    • an order to refuse payment of a check.
    • See  stop order. 
    • the act of closing a fingerhole or pressing a string of an instrument in order to produce a particular note.
    • a device or contrivance, as on an instrument, for accomplishing this.
    • (in an organ) a graduated set of pipes of the same kind and giving tones of the same quality.
    • Also called  stop knob. a knob or handle that is drawn out or pushed back to permit or prevent the sounding of such a set of pipes or to control some other part of the organ.
    • (in a reed organ) a group of reeds functioning like a pipe-organ stop.
  12. an individual defensive play or act that prevents an opponent or opposing team from scoring, advancing, or gaining an advantage, as a catch in baseball, a tackle in football, or the deflection of a shot in hockey.
  13. a piece of small line used to lash or fasten something, as a furled sail.
    • an articulation that interrupts the flow of air from the lungs.
    • a consonant sound characterized by stop articulation, as p, b, t, d, k, and g. Cf.  continuant. 
  14. the diaphragm opening of a lens, esp. as indicated by an f- number.
    • See  stop bead. 
    • doorstop (def. 2).
  15. any of various marks used as punctuation at the end of a sentence, esp. a period.
  16. the word "stop'' printed in the body of a telegram or cablegram to indicate a period.
  17. stops, (used with a sing. v.) a family of card games whose object is to play all of one's cards in a predetermined sequence before one's opponents.
  18. a depression in the face of certain animals, esp. dogs, marking the division between the forehead and the projecting part of the muzzle. See diag. under  dog. 
  19. pull out all the stops: 
    • to use every means available.
    • to express, do, or carry out something without reservation.
stopless, adj. 
stopless•ness, n. 

You

you (yo̅o̅; unstressed yŏŏ, yə),USA pronunciation pron., poss.  your  or  yours, obj.  you, pl.  you;
 n., pl.  yous. 
pron. 
  1. the pronoun of the second person singular or plural, used of the person or persons being addressed, in the nominative or objective case: You are the highest bidder. It is you who are to blame. We can't help you. This package came for you. Did she give you the book?
  2. one;
    anyone;
    people in general: a tiny animal you can't even see.
  3. (used in apposition with the subject of a sentence, sometimes repeated for emphasis following the subject): You children pay attention. You rascal, you!
  4. [Informal.](used in place of the pronoun your before a gerund): There's no sense in you getting upset.
  5. [Archaic.]
    • yourself;
      yourselves: Get you home. Make you ready.
    • a pl. form of the pronoun  ye. 

n. 
  1. something or someone closely identified with or resembling the person addressed: Don't buy the bright red shirt—it just isn't you. It was like seeing another you.
  2. the nature or character of the person addressed: Try to discover the hidden you.

And

and (and; unstressed ənd, ən, or, esp. after a homorganic consonant, n),USA pronunciation  conj. 
  1. (used to connect grammatically coordinate words, phrases, or clauses) along or together with;
    as well as;
    in addition to;
    besides;
    also;
    moreover: pens and pencils.
  2. added to;
    plus: 2 and 2 are 4.
  3. then: He read for an hour and went to bed.
  4. also, at the same time: to sleep and dream.
  5. then again;
    repeatedly: He coughed and coughed.
  6. (used to imply different qualities in things having the same name): There are bargains and bargains, so watch out.
  7. (used to introduce a sentence, implying continuation) also;
    then: And then it happened.
  8. [Informal.]to (used between two finite verbs): Try and do it. Call and see if she's home yet.
  9. (used to introduce a consequence or conditional result): He felt sick and decided to lie down for a while. Say one more word about it and I'll scream.
  10. but;
    on the contrary: He tried to run five miles and couldn't. They said they were about to leave and then stayed for two more hours.
  11. (used to connect alternatives): He felt that he was being forced to choose between his career and his family.
  12. (used to introduce a comment on the preceding clause): They don't like each other--and with good reason.
  13. [Archaic.]if: and you please.Cf. an2.
  14. and so forth, and the like;
    and others;
    et cetera: We discussed traveling, sightseeing, and so forth.
  15. and so on, and more things or others of a similar kind;
    and the like: It was a summer filled with parties, picnics, and so on.

n. 
  1. an added condition, stipulation, detail, or particular: He accepted the job, no ands or buts about it.
  2. conjunction (def. 5b).

From

from (frum, from; unstressed frəm),USA pronunciation prep. 
  1. (used to specify a starting point in spatial movement): a train running west from Chicago.
  2. (used to specify a starting point in an expression of limits): The number of stores will be increased from 25 to 30.
  3. (used to express removal or separation, as in space, time, or order): two miles from shore; 30 minutes from now; from one page to the next.
  4. (used to express discrimination or distinction): to be excluded from membership; to differ from one's father.
  5. (used to indicate source or origin): to come from the Midwest; to take a pencil from one's pocket.
  6. (used to indicate agent or instrumentality): death from starvation.
  7. (used to indicate cause or reason): From the evidence, he must be guilty.

This

this (ᵺis),USA pronunciation  pron. and adj., pl.these  (ᵺēz);USA pronunciation adv. 

pron. 
  1. (used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis): This is my coat.
  2. (used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., referring to the one nearer in place, time, or thought;
    opposed to that): This is Liza and that is Amy.
  3. (used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., implying a contrast or contradistinction;
    opposed to that): I'd take that instead of this.
  4. what is about to follow: Now hear this! Watch this!
  5. with this, following this;
    hereupon: With this, he threw down his glass and left the table.

adj. 
  1. (used to indicate a person, place, thing, or degree as present, near, just indicated or mentioned, or as well-known or characteristic): These people are my friends. This problem has worried me for a long time.
  2. (used to indicate the nearer in time, place, or thought of two persons, things, etc.;
    opposed to that).
  3. (used to imply mere contradistinction;
    opposed to that).
  4. (used in place of an indefinite article for emphasis): I was walking down the street when I heard this explosion.

adv. 
  1. (used with adjectives and adverbs of quantity or extent) to the extent or degree indicated: this far; this softly.

Is

is (iz),USA pronunciation v. 
  1. 3rd pers. sing. pres. indic. of  be. 
  2. as is. See  as 1 (def. 21).

All

all (ôl),USA pronunciation adj. 
  1. the whole of (used in referring to quantity, extent, or duration): all the cake; all the way; all year.
  2. the whole number of (used in referring to individuals or particulars, taken collectively): all students.
  3. the greatest possible (used in referring to quality or degree): with all due respect; with all speed.
  4. every: all kinds; all sorts.
  5. any;
    any whatever: beyond all doubt.
  6. nothing but;
    only: The coat is all wool.
  7. dominated by or as if by the conspicuous possession or use of a particular feature: The colt was all legs. They were all ears, listening attentively to everything she said.
  8. [Chiefly Pennsylvania German.]all gone;
    consumed;
    finished: The pie is all.

pron. 
  1. the whole quantity or amount: He ate all of the peanuts. All are gone.
  2. the whole number;
    every one: all of us.
  3. everything: Is that all you want to say? All is lost.

n. 
  1. one's whole interest, energy, or property: to give one's all; to lose one's all.
  2. (often cap.) the entire universe.
  3. above all, before everything else;
    chiefly: Above all, the little girl wanted a piano.
  4. after all, in spite of the circumstances;
    notwithstanding: He came in time after all.
  5. all in all: 
    • everything considered;
      in general: All in all, her health is greatly improved.
    • altogether: There were twelve absentees all in all.
    • everything;
      everything regarded as important: Painting became his all in all.
  6. all in hand, (of the copy for typesetting a particular article, book, issue, etc.) in the possession of the compositor.
  7. and all, together with every other associated or connected attribute, object, or circumstance: What with the snow and all, we may be a little late.
  8. at all: 
    • in the slightest degree: I wasn't surprised at all.
    • for any reason: Why bother at all?
    • in any way: no offense at all.
  9. for all (that), in spite of;
    notwithstanding: For all that, it was a good year.
  10. in all, all included;
    all together: a hundred guests in all.
  11. once and for all, for the last time;
    finally: The case was settled once and for all when the appeal was denied.

adv. 
  1. wholly;
    entirely;
    completely: all alone.
  2. only;
    exclusively: He spent his income all on pleasure.
  3. each;
    apiece: The score was one all.
  4. [Archaic.]even;
    just.
  5. all at once. See  once (def. 14).
  6. all but, almost;
    very nearly: These batteries are all but dead.
  7. all in, Northern and Western U.S. very tired;
    exhausted: We were all in at the end of the day.
  8. all in the wind, too close to the wind.
  9. all out, with all available means or effort: We went all out to win the war.
  10. all over: 
    • finished;
      done;
      ended.
    • everywhere;
      in every part.
    • in every respect;
      typically.
  11. all standing, [Naut.]
    • in such a way and so suddenly that sails or engines are still set to propel a vessel forward: The ship ran aground all standing.
    • fully clothed: The crew turned in all standing.
    • fully equipped, as a vessel.
  12. all that, remarkably;
    entirely;
    decidedly (used in negative constructions): It's not all that different from your other house.
  13. all the better, more advantageous;
    so much the better: If the sun shines it will be all the better for our trip.
  14. all there, [Informal.]mentally competent;
    not insane or feeble-minded: Some of his farfetched ideas made us suspect that he wasn't all there.
  15. all the same. See  same (def. 8).
  16. all told. See  told (def. 2).
  17. all up: 
    • [Print., Journ.](of copy) completely set in type.
    • [Informal.]with no vestige of hope remaining: It's all up with Georgethey've caught him.

Have

have (hav;[unstressed]həv, əv* [for 26 usually]haf ),USA pronunciation v.  and auxiliary v., pres. sing. 1st pers.  have, 2nd  have  or ([Archaic])  hast, 3rd  has  or ([Archaic])  hath, pres. pl.  have*  past sing. 1st pers.  had, 2nd  had  or ([Archaic]) ) hadst  or  had•dest, 3rd  had, past pl.  had;
 past part.  had;
 pres. part.  hav•ing, n. 
v.t. 
  1. to possess;
    own;
    hold for use;
    contain: He has property. The work has an index.
  2. to hold, possess, or accept in some relation, as of kindred or relative position: He wanted to marry her, but she wouldn't have him.
  3. to get, receive, or take: to have a part in a play; to have news.
  4. to experience, undergo, or endure, as joy or pain: Have a good time. He had a heart attack last year.
  5. to hold in mind, sight, etc.: to have doubts.
  6. to cause to, as by command or invitation: Have him come here at five.
  7. to be related to or be in a certain relation to: She has three cousins. He has a kind boss.
  8. to show or exhibit in action or words: She had the crust to refuse my invitation.
  9. to be identified or distinguished by;
    possess the characteristic of: He has a mole on his left cheek. This wood has a silky texture.
  10. to engage in or carry on: to have a talk; to have a fight.
  11. to partake of;
    eat or drink: He had cake and coffee for dessert.
  12. to permit or allow: I will not have any talking during the concert.
  13. to assert, maintain, or represent as being: Rumor has it that she's going to be married.
  14. to know, understand, or be skilled in: to have neither Latin nor Greek.
  15. to beget or give birth to: to have a baby.
  16. to hold an advantage over: He has you there.
  17. to outwit, deceive, or cheat: We realized we'd been had by an expert con artist.
  18. to control or possess through bribery;
    bribe.
  19. to gain possession of: There is none to be had at that price.
  20. to hold or put in a certain position or situation: The problem had me stumped. They had him where they wanted him.
  21. to exercise, display, or make use of: Have pity on him.
  22. to invite or cause to be present as a companion or guest: We had Evelyn and Everett over for dinner. He has his bodyguard with him at all times.
  23. to engage in sexual intercourse with.

v.i. 
  1. to be in possession of money or wealth: There are some who have and some who have not.

auxiliary verb. 
  1. (used with a past participle to form perfect tenses): She has gone. It would have been an enjoyable party if he hadn't felt downcast.
  2. to be required, compelled, or under obligation (fol. by infinitival to, with or without a main verb): I have to leave now. I didn't want to study, but I had to.
  3. had better or  best, ought to: You'd better go now, it's late.
  4. had rather. See  rather (def. 8).
  5. have at, to go at vigorously;
    attack: First he decided to have at his correspondence.
  6. have done, to cease;
    finish: It seemed that they would never have done with their struggle.
  7. have had it: 
    • to become weary of or disgusted with whatever one has been doing: I've been working like a fool, but now I've had it.
    • to suffer defeat;
      fail: He was a great pitcher, but after this season he'll have had it.
    • to have missed a last opportunity: He refused to take any more excuses and told them all that they'd had it.
    • to become unpopular or passé: Quiz shows have had it.
  8. have it coming, to merit or deserve: When they lost their fortune, everyone said that they had it coming.
  9. have it in for, to plan or wish to do something unpleasant to;
    hold a grudge against: She has it in for intelligent students who fail to use their abilities.
  10. have it out, to come to an understanding or decision through discussion or combat: We've been in disagreement about this for a long time, and I think we should have it out, once and for all.
  11. have on: 
    • to be clothed in;
      be wearing: She had on a new dress.
    • to have arranged or planned: What do you have on for Christmas?
    • to tease (a person);
      make the butt of a joke. Cf. put (def. 34).
  12. have to do with: 
    • to be connected or associated with: Your lack of confidence probably had a lot to do with your not getting the job.
    • to deal with;
      be concerned with: I will have nothing to do with their personal squabbles.
  13. to have and to hold, to possess legally;
    have permanent possession of: The house, with the mortgage finally paid, was at last their own to have and to hold.

n. 
  1. Usually,  haves. an individual or group that has wealth, social position, or other material benefits (contrasted with have-not).

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